imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question